“Listen well, children, for I shall tell you of the world we lost and how this place came to be. Of what once was and may someday be again.
“The world was peaceful, once. A place of prosperity, light, and community, where anyone could reach out and connect with whomever they wished. Though conflict remained, it was small and often little more than jest. A brief disagreement blown out of proportion as a symbol of the bond between two brothers. Brothers born from a shared love rather than the same mother. Truly a time when the commonality between men mattered more than the weak bonds of blood and circumstance.
“Some decried this time of peace and love as nothing more than the death throes of a society brought down by its own complacency, and they may have been right, seeing how we now live in darkness and solitude, all that we once held dear lost to us as the great libraries of Alexandria were lost to the Ancients. So to, has much of our culture and what made us great been lost to us with nothing more than the elements to blame. And we, proud and once mighty, assumed ourselves safe from such trite things as a storm or the wind and rain.
“But no. We were proud and we were wrong. And now we pay the price of our hubris as we live out the rest of our days in darkness.”
“As the darkness descends ever deeper, we must-”
“Charlie, do you and the kids want cupcakes?”
“Mom! I’m trying to talk about the collapse of human civilization!”
“What? It’s just a power outage. Are you that upset you can’t play your games online?”
“This isn’t about that!
“Leave your cousins alone and go read a book.”